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Runk ain’t no dummy.
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Walking towards Audri and Val, Runk said, “ugh. you two are so tedious! It’s only been three draak-sim rotations, and you’ve been more behaved than a Qiyemp.” The ships alarms began going off, reeyoooo! Reeyoooo! Checking his computer, Runk said, “oh, come on! Not Bollycks. They’re everywhere these days.” He then went to the bridge’s escape pod and hit a button to open the door to it and said, “oh well, being captain on this ship has been a good run, but now it’s time to go.” As Runk stepped into the escape pod, Audri asked, “wait. Are they dangerous? Can we come with you?” Runk said, “don’t worry, you’ll be fine. I’d never put my crew in danger.” Unimpressed, Val sarcastically said, “oh. right. We totally believe you. Can we come with you anyway?” Poking his head back out for a moment, Runk said, “are you suuuurre you’re not being sarcastic?”
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