04/09/25 – See You Later

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Lasper said sternly to Prought, "We're not going to give them to you." Prought replied, "Then we'll have to do it the hard way and take them by force." Lasper shot back, "See you later, we're out of here." Val engaged the roller-skate wheels on her shoes and added, "We're going to skate right out of your grasp!" Vals scream called out as the two ships played a game of high-speed cat-and-mouse among asteroids. Realizing the situation, Lasper said "Yakky, could you engage the extra ship-maneuvering interior gravity? Our passenger isn't quite used to space chases yet." From down a set of stairs, the dizzy dazed voice of Val was heard, "Not the right time... to engage rollerskate wheels."

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Moral of today: if you want to catch a pig, don’t grease it first.

I have to add: it took me SO long to write this punchline. I feel it came out okay, and I feel there’s still a decent flow. But it’s such a challenge to break up fight scenes and chase scenes every 6 panels or so with witty dialogue. Plus, so much of my humor writing is based on the conversational content of the situation, and there’s only so much situational humor (I can think of) related to punches and zooms. Still, I like a challenge and do my best!

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Lasper said sternly to Prought, “We’re not going to give them to you.” Prought replied, “Then we’ll have to do it the hard way and take them by force.” Lasper shot back, “See you later, we’re out of here.” Val engaged the roller-skate wheels on her shoes and added, “We’re going to skate right out of your grasp!” Vals scream called out as the two ships played a game of high-speed cat-and-mouse among asteroids. Realizing the situation, Lasper said “Yakky, could you engage the extra ship-maneuvering interior gravity? Our passenger isn’t quite used to space chases yet.” From down a set of stairs, the dizzy dazed voice of Val was heard, “Not the right time… to engage rollerskate wheels.”

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15 Comments

    1. someone

      I believe everyone here knows that.

      Reality has the problem of being very, very unhelpful when it comes to a space opera story. About as unhelpful as when it comes to a fantasy story. FTL travel makes about as much sense as wizards and dragons; but everyone usually agrees to suspend their disbelief for the sake of a cool story.

  1. Pete Rogan

    FWIW, you have done well, Christopher. You’re coming to the realization that flight, and fight, are both situations of tension that need occasional moments of moodbreaking. In fact, they practically beg for them.

    “I’ve got a very bad feeling about this.”

    “Great, kid! Don’t get cocky!”

    “They couldn’t hit an elephant at this dis—-”

    “This wallpaper is atrocious. It or I are going to have to go.”

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