Some days I can’t think of what to blog.
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Approaching an enormous decorative entrance, Knox said, “Well, the grand entrance certainly is impressive.” This replied, “Are you kidding? This is the servants entrance.” Scanning them, Spizz said, “Okay, a scan shows no weapons or communication devices except for… on you,” indicating Rodrigo. Rodrigo said, “little ol’ me?” Spizz looked up at him and said, “I don’t disapprove of you stealing that loser’s belt. Scum eats scum and it’s of no concern to me.” Spizz then started going through the pouches on Nogg’s belt which Rodrigo wore like a bandolier. Spizz said, “But there’s a switch-laserblade in here. And an approxiscan in here.” Annoyed, Knox said, “why do you need to take our communication aproximate-scan thingee?” Spizz said, “we don’t mind you screaming into the void, as long as no one picks up on the other end.” Turning to Thoos, Knox said, “I get the feeling we’re in trouble with your parents.” Exclaiming with arms akimbo, Thoos said, “Welcome to my childhood!”
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After all spizz has said and done, I would be beating feet, OR beating the everloving shit out of him. Sigh, I know, Irish. Am I right?
Rodrigo is having the time of his doom.
I wonder when Thoos and Picknar will bring up Festus Loomp’s “high-risk consciousness exchange experiment” that “pays really really well, honest”. Sure they lost their approxiscan along with their bodies, but it shouldn’t be too hard to find it back. Also find out that the building was raided shortly afterwards.
I’m sure Chris was never in trouble with HIS parents. That must be why he has nothing to say today.
I dunno. The Earthlings are being treated halfway between prisoners and prospective ransoms. Having a hard time determining the attitude of the parents but I’m beginning to suspect it’s much the same — the difference between non-paying guests and somewhat-unwilling hostages. But already I get the impression that they’re not happy with either result, and they know they won’t be. That will make the meetup somewhere between a villain entrance and an interview with the warden. A displeased, angry, vengeful warden. Possibly with a sore tooth, too.