Eh. Pants are overrated anyway.
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Walking out of the security ship landing area, a sprawling mansion unfolded to their view. Rodrigo said, “Thoos, your home is rather magnificent.” Knox said, “I don’t know, Rigo. A bunch of floof does not a home nor heart make.” Thoos said, “Knox is right. It’s all pomp but what does that matter? It doesn’t change a person. I grew up here, and it was all i knew. And my emotional journey was totally relatable. It looked no different than anyone else’s. I steered my space yacht just like any other person. Or, rather, the Tith I paid to steer it did.” Picknar said, “That is not relatable, by the way.” Knox said, “I agree with Picknar, it doesn’t exactly seem like you grew up putting on your pants like the rest of us.” Annoyed, Thoos said, “Durr. That’s because I didn’t wear pants! not a big thing among tiths!”
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“Or the Tith I told Spizz to have the accountant pay to steer the yacht in the hole of the bottom off the sea.”
Wish I had a space yacht to steer.:(
If they did wear pants, Thoos would have had a tithservant dress them, anyway.
Would a Tith wear pants covering the bottom half of their body, including all four legs, or would they wear pants over their hind legs only? I can see why this would not be a big thing with them.
Are those machicolations and crenelations? Looks surprisingly medieval. Might be why Rodrigo finds it pretty; maybe it reminds him of a romantic tour of the Loire valley chateaux that Knox was really grumpy about paying for.
Machicollations and crenelations make sense on the exterior walls to rain short-range fire on enemies threatening the foundations. Their use on interior towers suggests affectation and a pasquinade, perhaps as a more-subtle way of threatening the staff should they revolt. Derision in architectural form. Tells me what these people have been like for generations.