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How is January almost over already?
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Val, Audri, and Gerek began walking up the ramp into the ship. Lasper asked Gerek, “Why the cloak of secrecy by the way? I don’t judge others by their attractiveness you know.” Gerek turned around and said, “I’m a Bollyck.” Lasper’s eyes went wide with shock, and then he turned to see the group of cars from the chase approaching with many a vroooom. Lasper ran up the ramp into the ship and yelled, “Kniff! Mob coming! Take off! Now!” From up ahead, Kniff said, “Okay, what’d you do this time, captain?” Annoyed with himself, Lasper said, “Sigh. Nothing that any self-sabotaging halfwit wouldn’t do.”
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I’m Irish. But I’m a Bollyck in spirit. Does that count?
Lasper’s last comment is something Nogg would say – if only he were more self-aware. I like him already.
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“Don’t worry, I’m one of the good Bollycks.”
“The only one!”
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“Don’t worry, I’m one of the good Bollycks.”
“That’s what a bad Bollyck would say!”
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“Don’t worry, I’m one of the good Bollycks.”
“Then why is there an angry mob after you?!”
“They think I’m a Sqid.”
I don’t think that’s what a bad Bollyck would say. I think a bad Bollyck would rather say something like, “ahahah, look at your intestines, they’re ex-testines now!”
Doubly painful!
Wait! Is that ex-testines or out-testines? 😉
As last words go, that’s not bad.
Nah, Sam Starfall would command a far more organised mob, and by now they’d probably have gotten distracted with a stunt driving course or something.
Third panel made me laugh. Also, first laugh today. Very necessary.
“Chewie, get us out of here!”