01/13/25 – How Does It Handle

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Hover-carring from building to building, Val asked, "How does it handle water?" Gerek replied, "Messy if brief, failure if long. But..." Val flew them off the roof and across a swimming pool splashing water on the aliens on either side of it. Spwoosh! Then Val asked, "and how does it handle trees?" Covering his eyes, Gerek said, "please stop asking my opinion on the inevitable." They then proceeded to fly across the tops of trees. Crash! Thwack! Mash! Bash! Val said, "Why so reticent to tell me that it handles trees just fine?" Gerek said, "Huh. We're still alive."

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But how does it handle going off a cliff across a lake of lava?

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Hover-carring from building to building, Val asked, “How does it handle water?” Gerek replied, “Messy if brief, failure if long. But…” Val flew them off the roof and across a swimming pool splashing water on the aliens on either side of it. Spwoosh! Then Val asked, “and how does it handle trees?” Covering his eyes, Gerek said, “please stop asking my opinion on the inevitable.” They then proceeded to fly across the tops of trees. Crash! Thwack! Mash! Bash! Val said, “Why so reticent to tell me that it handles trees just fine?” Gerek said, “Huh. We’re still alive.”
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7 Comments

    1. KQY

      There are some videos on Yoo Toob where someone beats the snot out of a CyberTruck alongside an F150. I came away impressed with that electric truck. And, the batteries didn’t go Foom as I was expecting.

  1. Pete Rogan

    Boy, am I feeling old. I just had a flashback to “Wacky Races.” I’ll let you youngsters go find it on WooTube. Me, I think I’m going to lie down and have me some Sal Hepatica. Man.

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