12/06/24 – Incriminating Details

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Before Thoos's parents broke the connection, Thoos stepped forward and said, "wait. Don't hang up. Honestly, it's me. Thoos. I remember breaking a tooth at age six on the back stone steps. And the time you two got me a kite when I was seven, but the string wasn't attached to the spindle and it flew away." Getting more and more furious, Porpa said, "I see. Well, Krep, although this isn't our child, they obviously have kidnapped our child. And apparently they squeezed out this information. These are such intimate memories, no doubt torture was involved. So, yes. please bring the imposter and their friends here. We'll happily pay their fare." Porpa and Heakie hung up, and Krep said, "well, okay then. They're happy. I'm happy. Everyone is happy." Thoos said, "if I'm 'happy,' then happiness feels a lot like queasiness."

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So glad everyone’s happy, such a rare thing in the Spacetrawler universe!

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Before Thoos’s parents broke the connection, Thoos stepped forward and said, “wait. Don’t hang up. Honestly, it’s me. Thoos. I remember breaking a tooth at age six on the back stone steps. And the time you two got me a kite when I was seven, but the string wasn’t attached to the spindle and it flew away.” Getting more and more furious, Porpa said, “I see. Well, Krep, although this isn’t our child, they obviously have kidnapped our child. And apparently they squeezed out this information. These are such intimate memories, no doubt torture was involved. So, yes. please bring the imposter and their friends here. We’ll happily pay their fare.” Porpa and Heakie hung up, and Krep said, “well, okay then. They’re happy. I’m happy. Everyone is happy.” Thoos said, “if I’m ‘happy,’ then happiness feels a lot like queasiness.”
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