11/22/24 – A Beeklebee’s Spots

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Gurf led Picknar, Thoos, Rodrigo, and Knox onto the bridge of the GOB Spacetrawler. Krep, a reddish alien with one eye, six tentacles coming out of his face, and four hooves, said, "hello. You've boarded the G.O.B. Spacetrawler." Picknar asked, "that's in really bad taste, don't you think?" Rodrigo said, "what's wrong with the name?" Thoos said, "the spacetrawlers were essentially Eeb torture devices which ran all the ships in the galaxy. until some heroes actually stepped up and saved the Eebs." Picknar said, "a group of humans did it, oddly. No offense meant by 'oddly'." Smirking, Rodrgio said, "oh, trust me, I've met a few humans, no offense taken." Picknar said to Krep, "so, can you give us a ride to Tithoron?" Krep said, "does a Beeklebee have spots?" Picknar said, "I mean, not naturally. But I believe they spend lots of money to have spots tatooed on their body. Ah. I see what you're saying. I'm afraid we don't have any money." Krep said, "you'll find there's a nice airlock to jump out of, just down the corridor, 4th door on the right."

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Good to be back on the ol’ Spacetrawler.

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Gurf led Picknar, Thoos, Rodrigo, and Knox onto the bridge of the GOB Spacetrawler. Krep, a reddish alien with one eye, six tentacles coming out of his face, and four hooves, said, “hello. You’ve boarded the G.O.B. Spacetrawler.” Picknar asked, “that’s in really bad taste, don’t you think?” Rodrigo said, “what’s wrong with the name?” Thoos said, “the spacetrawlers were essentially Eeb torture devices which ran all the ships in the galaxy. until some heroes actually stepped up and saved the Eebs.” Picknar said, “a group of humans did it, oddly. No offense meant by ‘oddly’.” Smirking, Rodrgio said, “oh, trust me, I’ve met a few humans, no offense taken.” Picknar said to Krep, “so, can you give us a ride to Tithoron?” Krep said, “does a Beeklebee have spots?” Picknar said, “I mean, not naturally. But I believe they spend lots of money to have spots tatooed on their body. Ah. I see what you’re saying. I’m afraid we don’t have any money.” Krep said, “you’ll find there’s a nice airlock to jump out of, just down the corridor, 4th door on the right.”
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14 Comments

  7. Hamish

    That’s just Krep’s way of saying “We are delighted to have you aboard our luxurious space vessel the G.O.B Spacetrawler! Please make yourselves at home! A small monetary donation would be appreciated for our services, thank you.”
    If Nogg was there he could translate. 😉

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