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Stupid meanness can become so mundane after a while.
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Audri and Val cleaned the floor of the bridge on Runk’s ship. Runk, sitting relaxed in his captain’s chair, said, “hey, you, the slightly more yellow-ish one.” Unimpressed, Val pointed to herself in query. Runk continued, “yeah, you. My drink needs stirring. Come do it with your tongue.” Val went over to his drink and stirred it with her long tongue. Pleased, Runk said, “I spit in it, by the way.” Still unimpressed, Val sarcastically said, “I’m honored.” Suspicious, Runk asked, “is that sarcasm?” Val sarcastically said, “nope.” Leaning back, Runk said, “sigh. I am so boooorrrrrrred.”
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And I sarcastically told him that the cure to boredom is standing on one’s head. And he told me to stand on mine, to which I quipped that my body shape doesn’t allow me, but I’ll gladly stand on his.
Boredom has plagued more than one space traveler. Maybe some robot mice would help.
There’s got to be a laser around there. Everybody wants him dead, don’t understand why he’s still alive.
I think there was something said that there aren’t firearms around much now after the idiotic massacre that happened with the civilians killing themselves in the GOB.
You are ever so correct: New Gun Law
What does that have to do with reality (in universe). It isn’t illegal if no one finds out. Just means you always use disintegrate, eventually.
Seriously, how hard is it to get this guy to “accidentally” walk out of the airlock while in hyperspace?
I really enjoy this comic, but can’t stop looking at the VESA holes on the back of Runk’s monitor.
VESA is a universal standard, right?
“Umm…technically I just spit in your drink, too.”
I fear bored bullies. That’s when they start to ask themselves questions like, “How far back can an elbow go the wrong way?” and “Can I fill that punk’s sinuses with bug spray with one press of the button?” Or even “What can I tell this slob about his mother that will make him come at me in a blind rage so I can turn his belly into an animated snake display?” Bad things come out of bored bad people.