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Rodrigo, I see what you were trying to do there, but perhaps that wasn’t the best tactic.
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Looking up the sky, Picknar said, “crap. The ship isn’t here yet.” Pointing towards the edges of the park, Jo said, “I have to tinkle. I’m gonna go in the bushes.” The four trucks pull up, their headlights aimed right at Rodrigo, Knox, Picknar, and Thoos. Rodrigo said, “and here come the clowns.” The posse got out of their trucks, all armed, and Craig said, “okay, stop right there. We know you two ladies are illegals, or you wouldn’t have tried to run.” And a guy with a beard said, “and don’t do anything funny, because we’re armed and ready to defend ourselves.” Smiling with his hands up placatingly, Rodrigo said, “hold on, gentlemen. Gentlemen, please! If you’d just pause for one moment, and consider… who knows?… maybe we’re armed too!” One of them shoots Rodrigo in the shoulder. It’s the blond guy, who said, “you all heard him say it! He said he had a gun! I had to defend myself!” His friends said, “yup” and “legit.” Rodrigo exclaimed, “you bastard. That’s my favorite coat. WAS my favorite coat.”
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To quote a line from Firesign Theatre: oh, my white brother.
Careful Rodrigo. That’s how it started for Yuri.
Don’t worry, the barbot doubles as a medibot.
With chainsaws for hands. BRRRRRRRRR
Oops, misread the comment, so that doesn’t make any sense.
The ship appears, beams up our quartet for space hijinks, leaving whatshername behind in the bushes, and the posse somehow interprets the situation as involving the 2nd amendment. …
Is this ‘webcomix characters getting shot in the shoulder’ day?
https://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20240927
No, no, no, no, Rodrigo. People who point guns are you are looking for an excuse to plug you. You’re lucky your appeal to logic only got you a graze. There are some places and people where you’d have earned a gutshot. Take it from me, those are even less fun. Don’t ask me how I know this.
He seems incredibly calm for having his shoulder shot and his jacket ruined. I thought he’d be shouting or something, but seems to just be talking really calmly about the whole thing.
That would be the shock and adrenaline.
If someone points a gun at you don’t act like an idiot, like talking tough and that you MAY shoot back. Not a long term survival plan. The guy that fired the shot is in deep shit so far as the law is concerned too. To even point a gun at a person in a threatening manner is against the law, and is called ‘Brandishing’ and firing it at an unarmed person is even worse. He would go to jail here in Nevada for what he has done, and would never be allowed to ‘carry’ again.