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All the time these days, I feel I should reassure people by shouting, “hi! I’m a normal human doing normal human things!”
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Back on earth, Thoos is driving Audri’s car in a very jerky fashion, with it making noises like cronk! Grinnnd! Wrenncchhk! Chunk! Vrooom! A police car drove up behind them and put on their siren, Reeeoooo reeeoooo reeeoooo. Thoos stopped the car and the police officer, a tall thin man, approached her and said, “hello, ma’am, is everyth-” Thoos cut him off, saying “hi! I’m a normal human doing normal human things!” Smiling kindly, the officer said, “I can see that. Thanks for pulling over.” Thoos said, “I was trying to make it go, but I’m glad my failure to do so pleased you.”
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I’m not running for any office, under any party!
What does this third pedal do?
Friendliest cop in the whole dang world.
Especially with a PoC….
Better than being an abnormal human being doing abnormal things. That’ll lead you to becoming a subject on a daytime television show…..
Or just doing normal things as an abnormal person. :/
…or making a webcomic.
Hey! Hey!
This made me think of Resident Alien with Alan Tudyk, and excellent dramedy. Coming back soon, I hope! (But I bet not until January, exquisite torture…)