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Some people take the joy out of everything.
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Audri and Val scrubbed the floor on the bridge, and Audri said, “this is so stupid. I thought outer-space would be high-tech, but they haven’t even invented a robotic vacuum yet.” Val replied, “maybe that’s how we’ll make our wealth, by ‘designing’ and patenting it.” Captain Runk entered the bridge, eating an orange crumbly snack out of a bag, with crumbs falling all around him, some of them straight into the puddle of cleaning goo Audri and Val were scrubbing with. Laughing, Runk said, “Heh heh heh. New recruits. My favorite. I like new recruits to wait on me personally, especially low to the ground. It helps them learn their place.” Another crew member, Berfix, entered the bridge and said, “okay, I’m here to clean the floor and… wait. Who are these people cleaning? That’s my job.” Annoyed, Runk said, “except for Berfix here. Masochists take the fun out of everything. You’re on ventilation sanitization duty now, Berfix.” Disappointed, Berfix said, “awwwwwwww!”
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Okay, not quite Guinea pig size, but about average sized dog. Must be a low gravity planet, still.
I guess the jerk who stole my popcorn must be the captain?
I just figure Ronk and Berfix are really tall? I dunno.
Ronk -> Runk
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“He’s going to be putting on airs now.”
“Hey, stop that. The jester position is still filled.”
“Are you eating Runk food?”
“I’M supposed to be cruel to YOU!”