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I’ll bet they smell like wet dog.
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Val and Audri stood on the running board to the ship which flew over the city. Looking down, Val said, “swimming pool!” Audri said, “what?!” Val then pushed Audri off. As she plummets, Audri said, “I didn’t consent to this!” Val then jumped, and then both splashed into a swimming pool, waking up a floofy Tith lying in a deck chair. Pulling themselves out of the water, Val said, “sorry we fell from the sky and landed in your pool.” The floppier-haired Tith said, “it’s okay. It’s not every day a sexy Tith drops from the sky to brighten my day.” Val pulled herself out of the pool, looking like a wet mop, and said, “oh. Okay. Um. Wait. We’re new to this ‘Tith’ thing. Which of us is the hot one?” The shaggy Tith pointed at Val and said to Audri, “heh. Your ugly friend is funny.” With arms crossed, Val said, “I certainly like to think so. Even if it’s a mask to cover my vulnerabilities.”
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I’ll bet they dry themselves like wet dogs.
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“Oooh, shake it!”
“I didn’t consent to this!!!”
I see where this is going. One of them shakes dry, the other starts singing “Shake it Off,” Swiftmania sweeps Tithoron and then the galaxy, Tay-Tay gets elected GOB Apex Speaker by acclamation.
Note that the airship performs an uncommanded left roll when the two tith jump off the right side. This is the kind of detail I’ve come to expect from Christopher.
They look like wet dogs and that’s *before* they get wet!
Who let the dogs out? (Who? Who? Who? Who-Who??)
Chris, I’m rereading the last few months. THIS PAGE is “broken”, no graphic content.
But commenting has fixed it?