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Sadly, plant-people and non-plant-people will never find middle ground.
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Suddenly feeling unsure, Audri said to Val, “you have a hard time keeping plants alive? They just need time, attention, love, and balanced nutrients!” Thumbing the direction they needed to go, Val said, “we’re possibly running for either our liberty or our lives, could we skip the houseplant conversation for the moment?” Pointing out what she views as the obvious, Audri said, “you’re the one who brought it up. Who are you anyway? What are you?” Alarmed, Val replied, “‘what’ am I? You’re the one turned into an alien. I’m still…” And then she trailed off, looked down at her hand, then lifted the chocolate brown three-fingered hand into the air for closer inspection, and said “hoo-boy.” Audri crossed her arms and said, “come on, it’s not that hard a question. You’ve had a lifetime to figure it out.”
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“Can’t put your finger on it?”
“It’s missing.”
Oh, I doubt that plant-people and non-plant-people will never find middle ground.
After all… there’s always fungus.
Fake plants.