Spacetrawler, audio version For the blind or visually impaired, November 10, 2023.
The Kickstarter for Spacetrawler BIG Book THREE is winding up! It ends this coming Monday night, so get your orders/pledges in now! 🙂
Can one ever go home? Really?
Spacetrawler, audio version For the blind or visually impaired, November 10, 2023.
The Kickstarter for Spacetrawler BIG Book THREE is winding up! It ends this coming Monday night, so get your orders/pledges in now! 🙂
Can one ever go home? Really?
If he went home he could replace Putin, and consider the job a bit of a holiday.
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“Try some of this.”
“What is it?”
“It’s…” ::sniff:: “It’s…” ::sniff:: “It’s purple.”
“Yeah, when you smell colors, it’s time to go home.”
yes… but, from what i remember, it is tasting the color purple and it smells like new shoes. it has been a long time. but yes, we can finally go home. it is time
Last time I had a drink that you could smell the purple…you smelled it before the first drink and that was the warning. Best consumed sitting, make no attempt to stand after consuming. In known space only two drinks are stronger. The Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster and The Hot Polar Bear.
in addition to the no standing, i recall a strict diet of no salt, or red meats for one week prior to consumption.
Nope. I can’t go home any longer. Last time I tried, the car dealer next door had bought the old place and tore it down and expanded on top of where it was. Hahahahahahahahahaha!
maybe you should reconsider cackling
This exchange made me literally laugh out loud. (Or, dare I say, “cackle.”) Thank you so much!
The stribs sell cars? Or are you a different KQY?
Ah. I was referring to the home I was born in, not the one I live in now (which the Stribs landed on and crushed).
“the one I live in now (which the Stribs landed on and crushed)”. This sounds like Schrödinger’s house. Or you’ve rebuilt. Having seen Christopher’s rendering of your dwelling, it seems a fine improvement to living next door to a car lot.
“Home? Home is where you hang your hat.”
If you live long enough more than one place meets the definition of home. Some of them are long gone. Other just got a fresh coat of paint.
Sometimes it means you keep losing hats.
And that, of course, means it’s a bad plan.
Or that your home is frozen in time.
Like the old man said, home is like a river, you can never step into the same one twice.
Also the dirigible is on fire.
Needs an omnipotent barbot.
That “Maybe you should reconsider cackling” has only gone off twice, and already I’m considering telling Choan to undergo major surgery to get rid of that thing.
Can something be both an irritant and depressant at the same time?
Ooooo, yes! Any spiced vodka will give your esophagus cause to call for relining, even as the central nervous depressant leaks swiftly through your stomach lining, your bloodstream, and finally your brain with no time wasted. You’ll be irritated and depressed, I guarantee.