Spacetrawler, audio version For the blind or visually impaired, January 02, 2023.
Start 2023 off right, with a psychotic potty-bot!
Spacetrawler, audio version For the blind or visually impaired, January 02, 2023.
Start 2023 off right, with a psychotic potty-bot!
I’m gonna geek on this one. In English, emptying the bowels is defecating. Peeing is emptying the bladder.
I’ve yet to hear of disenbladder, though.
Isn’t that when you really have to pee but don’t want to lose your place in the line for the theme park ride?
Look, Potty-bot isn’t used to making threats. It’s taking its segues where it can find them.
I’ve moved on to calling it a universal translator glitch.
“Thank you” for reminding me of Ralph König’s “Killer Kondom”-comic.
.
“You can’t disembowel me! You’re wearing your GOB hero medal! Heroes don’t disembowel people!”
“Oh. You’re right.”
“Good!”
“There, I took it off. Now, about those bowels…”
“How’d you take it off so fast?”
“Determination!”
Well, I was wrong. I thought Potty-Bot’s reprogrammed hatred wouldn’t extend to Diaper-Bot, but it does!
@Someone, a reasonable guess, for sure! But, the original line was: “a new chip for you that tells your system that everyone you think is good is bad, and everyone you think is bad is good.” https://www.baldwinpage.com/spacetrawler/2022/09/14/091422-who-you-must-fight/
Dang. Didn’t read the comments first, and took a long time to find that link manually.
Quick! Disembowel Potty Bot with a wrench and screwdriver.
But start by knocking out those teeth with any kind of heavy hammer.
Potty bot didn’t have time to install teeth, meaning it has had teeth all along. Contemplate that.
Potty bot fancies itself as pretty dangerous, but I think it’s just full of shit.
((rimshot))
Ohh, great. Thanks ever so much, Christopher, for mechanizing the vagina dentata. Couldn’t have done a better job of inspiring unthinkable nightmares if you’d included a genetically-enhanced dermoid cyst.
Ordinarily I’d postulate on various remedies to this situation, but as Dr. Egon Spengler told colleague Dr. Peter Venkman as they confronted Gozar the Traveler in the guise of the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man, “Sorry, Venkman, I’m terrified beyond the capacity for rational thought.”
Ok, drama, but really my money’s on diaper bot. Aggressive little thing, it is.