Spacetrawler, audio version For the blind or visually impaired, March 24, 2020.
I don’t know why it charms me so much reading bots trying to one-up each other.
Spacetrawler, audio version For the blind or visually impaired, March 24, 2020.
I don’t know why it charms me so much reading bots trying to one-up each other.
That’s probably because you write such charming boys!
*bots
They both work.
It doesn’t make stunning guns, but it does make stunning waffles.
Now I’ve got heart sticker on my monitor next to the because there’s no like button.
“I said I wanted a rifle, not a waffle!”
“But my waffles will blow you away.”
The waffles are to die for … ok they are seasoned with cyanide but thats like sugar for Rigelian flurps!
Seriously i love the bots and i could see the bots in this universe being like a shadowgovernment that make sure the biologicals dont f* up XD
So when are they going to do something about Nogg?
Your talking bots are the best, Christopher! I’m reminded of Talkie Toaster from the series Red Dwarf. I found some English dude built his own Talkie Toaster and it’s almost identical to the original. https://youtu.be/QUQrripCRuM Got a chuckle out of hearing it talk.
Good thing Potty Bot wasn’t in the room.
Where do you think the raw material for the waffles, the guns, and the waffle guns comes from?
Scorch marks? Not enough gun. I’d recommend a 40 peta-watt ontological obliterator. With the pleather holster, of course.
The Seventy Maxims of Maximally Effective Mercenaries
34. If you’re leaving scorch-marks, you need a bigger gun.
when good bots begin to argue. …
Chiphu with a gun — ANY gun — makes me deeply uneasy. His motivations are not known. His demonstrated behavior, when not self-centered, is remarkably unsympathetic.
I could say that seeing the scorched Emily drives him here, but I still remember his deliberately unlifted fingers and his excuse to Aitana. Something else is at work in him. Something I don’t trust.
Incidentally, not only do I not hold with talking furniture, I instantly distrust talking furniture you can talk into coughing up guns. No good can come from that, I am certain.
This page reminds me of a Helen, Sweetheart of the Internet strip in which Helen’s various smart appliances were arguing and bragging. I tried to find it to post a link, but very few of the strips from that comic are still online, it seems.
I pray that he tries to find a quiet place to practice and in fact PRACTICE! It is incredibly hard to be precise with a hand gun, and I strongly believe in gun safety education before actually handling a weapon.