By the time you started depicting them with boots, it was probably too late to go anywhere else with this.
The Shadow
I’m starting to think that the Durns and the puppies deserve each other.
Durn their hides
Coyoty
Some days you just can’t get rid of a Durn with bombs.
Rikard
The Ellen Ripley school of crowd control I see. Nuke the site from orbit. (Well, very very low altitude orbit and not with nukes but still.) The birds must be evolved from analogues of gulls or skuas.
TB
True. Solving things by dropping crap on them is kind of a hard-wired bird response.
Kaidah
There are very few problems in life that can’t be fixed through the proper application of saturation bombing.
Nova
Good thing that wasn’t a hover-car, or the force field would have immediately smooshed her…
(don’t you go telling me about those newfangled reactionless hovercar engines)
Pete Rogan
You know, I think I’ve gamed online with these Durns. I recognize their approach to problem-solving. Also, their rationale for civilian casualties.
I wish this mindset wasn’t so gosh-Durn universal.
How do they manage to fly with only one wing while dropping bombs with the other?
Through the magic of humor.
By the time you started depicting them with boots, it was probably too late to go anywhere else with this.
I’m starting to think that the Durns and the puppies deserve each other.
Durn their hides
Some days you just can’t get rid of a Durn with bombs.
The Ellen Ripley school of crowd control I see. Nuke the site from orbit. (Well, very very low altitude orbit and not with nukes but still.) The birds must be evolved from analogues of gulls or skuas.
True. Solving things by dropping crap on them is kind of a hard-wired bird response.
There are very few problems in life that can’t be fixed through the proper application of saturation bombing.
Good thing that wasn’t a hover-car, or the force field would have immediately smooshed her…
(don’t you go telling me about those newfangled reactionless hovercar engines)
You know, I think I’ve gamed online with these Durns. I recognize their approach to problem-solving. Also, their rationale for civilian casualties.
I wish this mindset wasn’t so gosh-Durn universal.
Durns = US police enforcers.
Analogy understood.