The funniest line to me is Bikke’s next to the last line about killing off the 3rd person.
Pedrocelli
Yes – he denies talking in the third person and he does it in the third person!
War Pig
Wearing a magic skin of a vanquished foe worked for Hercules.
DrunkenNordmann
There’s a purpose to wearing the skin of you slain enemies: Intimidation.
Anyone thinking about starting shit with Bikkie would think twice now.
TB
As long as the people you’re dealing with know what a Bollyck is, and not just some domestic animal.
Coyoty
It would be more disturbing if the third person were still alive and clothing. Murmuring, “Kill me… please kill me…” But the way he’s worn, you would hear, “krrrl mrrr… prrrs krrrl mrrr…”
Coyoty
Bikkie culled a Bollyck who died. He’s diabolical.
TB
People who pun like that really need to get themselves a Bollyck hide for their own safety.
Coyoty
Or just hide.
The Shadow
I take my hat off to you, sir! That was straight out of Pun-demonium!
Rikard
I just hope someone cured the hide.
Or things are going to get very, very smelly.
The Shadow
Rotting Bollyck might smell like roses to an Earthling for all we know.
russell styles
The robots can do almost anything.
Muzhik
Not only that, but … what happened to the meat?
I mean, did Bikkie set the Bollyck to slllooooowww cook with a tomato-brown sugar-mustard-vinegar sauce, or did he thinly slice it, and pack it in the fridge covered in a marinade of Worcestershire-Soy-Rice wine vinegar with paprika, garlic and onion powder and maybe a little molasses mixed in to marinate overnight, then to spend 4 hours or so in a 170-degree oven drying it out into some exotic Bollyck jerky? Who knows? Maybe that particular Bollyck was someone with
(dare I say it?)
(YES! DO!)
… good taste …
(Sorry. I’ve spent too much time “jerking around” in my kitchen lately. Just pointing up something that probably didn’t occur to the non-meat eaters here.)
FlySwatter
Laser-proof… brilliant Chris. I didn’t see it coming, and you didn’t rush the payoff.
why does a spacecraft having a steering wheel?
more to the point – why have to hold it while traveling long distances???
Peter Rogan
That’s a yoke, not a steering wheel. Very common on larger aircraft.
And Wezzle was too cheap to get the galactic cruise control option. It’s not like his joints are going to ache after another seven hundred light-years behind the wheel, now is it?
Peyote Short
Manual gear shift, also. Are those common in larger aircraft?
Peter Rogan
I’ve seen one in every aircraft that never leaves the ground.
TB
It’s like my car. That’s where the audio system controls are.
0z79
Umm… question:
Is Wezzle attracted to every single male, regardless of species?
Is he a gay, xenobiological version of Dmitri Sokolov?
The funniest line to me is Bikke’s next to the last line about killing off the 3rd person.
Yes – he denies talking in the third person and he does it in the third person!
Wearing a magic skin of a vanquished foe worked for Hercules.
There’s a purpose to wearing the skin of you slain enemies: Intimidation.
Anyone thinking about starting shit with Bikkie would think twice now.
As long as the people you’re dealing with know what a Bollyck is, and not just some domestic animal.
It would be more disturbing if the third person were still alive and clothing. Murmuring, “Kill me… please kill me…” But the way he’s worn, you would hear, “krrrl mrrr… prrrs krrrl mrrr…”
Bikkie culled a Bollyck who died. He’s diabolical.
People who pun like that really need to get themselves a Bollyck hide for their own safety.
Or just hide.
I take my hat off to you, sir! That was straight out of Pun-demonium!
I just hope someone cured the hide.
Or things are going to get very, very smelly.
Rotting Bollyck might smell like roses to an Earthling for all we know.
The robots can do almost anything.
Not only that, but … what happened to the meat?
I mean, did Bikkie set the Bollyck to slllooooowww cook with a tomato-brown sugar-mustard-vinegar sauce, or did he thinly slice it, and pack it in the fridge covered in a marinade of Worcestershire-Soy-Rice wine vinegar with paprika, garlic and onion powder and maybe a little molasses mixed in to marinate overnight, then to spend 4 hours or so in a 170-degree oven drying it out into some exotic Bollyck jerky? Who knows? Maybe that particular Bollyck was someone with
(dare I say it?)
(YES! DO!)
… good taste …
(Sorry. I’ve spent too much time “jerking around” in my kitchen lately. Just pointing up something that probably didn’t occur to the non-meat eaters here.)
Laser-proof… brilliant Chris. I didn’t see it coming, and you didn’t rush the payoff.
“No, Bikkie only talk in SKIN of third person!”
why does a spacecraft having a steering wheel?
more to the point – why have to hold it while traveling long distances???
That’s a yoke, not a steering wheel. Very common on larger aircraft.
And Wezzle was too cheap to get the galactic cruise control option. It’s not like his joints are going to ache after another seven hundred light-years behind the wheel, now is it?
Manual gear shift, also. Are those common in larger aircraft?
I’ve seen one in every aircraft that never leaves the ground.
It’s like my car. That’s where the audio system controls are.
Umm… question:
Is Wezzle attracted to every single male, regardless of species?
Is he a gay, xenobiological version of Dmitri Sokolov?