Funnily enough, “It’s Dimitri” also serves as a universally accepted explanation for…just about anything involving him, really. His entire interstellar career has basically been a nonstop montage of ludicrously impossible.
And stunning himself for funzies (and an immunity to being stunned, but I’m not sure that counts…)
FlySwatter
Voted!
Owen Smith
Nogg doing something useful is actually more implausible than anything Dimtrii does.
KQY
That our Nogg, or his smarter brother? 😛
Efogoto
I like that Pilot answers even though Dimitri is sitting right there. He’s busy drinking.
War Pig
Voted too.
Peter Rogan
I’ve been in this meeting. Twenty or thirty times, I think. They always end the same way: Studied indifference and implied inertia, which allows those who actually get things done to actually get things done. Until the next meeting, when comes the criticism and suggestions for future improvements.
You actually got suggestions for future improvements? My after-action meetings generally included “you f***ed this up, except for this, for which I’m taking credit.” Followed sooner or later by “You just can’t take criticism.”
How many of these danged critters are there?
“Hello, yes, this is Dog…”
“Sorry, wrong dataddress.”
Funnily enough, “It’s Dimitri” also serves as a universally accepted explanation for…just about anything involving him, really. His entire interstellar career has basically been a nonstop montage of ludicrously impossible.
And booze.
A ludicrously impossible amount of booze
And stunning himself for funzies (and an immunity to being stunned, but I’m not sure that counts…)
Voted!
Nogg doing something useful is actually more implausible than anything Dimtrii does.
That our Nogg, or his smarter brother? 😛
I like that Pilot answers even though Dimitri is sitting right there. He’s busy drinking.
Voted too.
I’ve been in this meeting. Twenty or thirty times, I think. They always end the same way: Studied indifference and implied inertia, which allows those who actually get things done to actually get things done. Until the next meeting, when comes the criticism and suggestions for future improvements.
You actually got suggestions for future improvements? My after-action meetings generally included “you f***ed this up, except for this, for which I’m taking credit.” Followed sooner or later by “You just can’t take criticism.”