Like Pilot, I have a monkey on my back. Not as bad as heroin but worse than craving Häagen-Dazs. I cannot get to sleep in a structure without reading something, anything. Doesn’t have to be much but it has to be words on paper or a screen. Audio book will not do. I can sleep out of doors without reading if I must, but inside any real structure? Not without a fight.
Coyoty
I didn’t know Zoidberg was a romance novel cover model.
Like Pilot, I have a monkey on my back. Not as bad as heroin but worse than craving Häagen-Dazs. I cannot get to sleep in a structure without reading something, anything. Doesn’t have to be much but it has to be words on paper or a screen. Audio book will not do. I can sleep out of doors without reading if I must, but inside any real structure? Not without a fight.
I didn’t know Zoidberg was a romance novel cover model.
Why not Zoidberg?
Today I discovered “Why not Zoidberg” is a meme and it made me ridiculously happy inside.
rockin tattoos. and brilliant setup here. perfectly paced. bravo.
In my head-canon, Sizzling Star is the equivalent of Earth’s Goblin por… …uh, romance books.
50 Shades of Zoidberg.
You haven’t lived until you’ve been motorboated by Zoidberg.
I like the inversion of the “(random) hookup before the big battle” trope there.