You could always have a furryite come in looking for the mop, and then take it away.
Muzhik
Or, you could have the mop do what MY mop/broom/implement of destruction and cleaning does whenever I try to prop it up the way she’s done it. IOW, it slowly starts to slide sideways, then clatters to the floor with a loud BANG, startling the cats and reminding me that I need to put that thing away, after I get around to using it, of course.
Peter Rogan
The late Hunter S. Thompson said, after smashing a lamp during an interview and contemplating the shards, that the worst thing about being violent is cleaning up after yourself afterward.
Meran
I can’t believe no one has said anything about the TENT Mauricio wears now. No arms, no free hands… wth does he look like under it? How does he eat using hands? Or drink anything?
SO SO SO worth it. I laughed out loud.
Chekhov’s gun in reverse.
Exactly. Never has a mere mop looked so ominous
You could always have a furryite come in looking for the mop, and then take it away.
Or, you could have the mop do what MY mop/broom/implement of destruction and cleaning does whenever I try to prop it up the way she’s done it. IOW, it slowly starts to slide sideways, then clatters to the floor with a loud BANG, startling the cats and reminding me that I need to put that thing away, after I get around to using it, of course.
The late Hunter S. Thompson said, after smashing a lamp during an interview and contemplating the shards, that the worst thing about being violent is cleaning up after yourself afterward.
I can’t believe no one has said anything about the TENT Mauricio wears now. No arms, no free hands… wth does he look like under it? How does he eat using hands? Or drink anything?
I’ll be looking at mops in a whole new way…