@ Coyote: unless you are a praying mantis or a black widow?
Metaphizzle
This is why rebound relationships are a bad idea. Because you invariably manipulate your new SO into avenging your ex and wind up trapped in a pit with a sapient, bloodthirsty gun.
andreas
Therefore as a public service: a clickbait-y compilation of Top 5 things to do while trapped in a pit with a sapient, bloodthirsty gun :
Bond with your sidekick
Fathom the depth of your sidekick’s hidden past that led you to this very place
Crack a joke about marriage using your cyborg implant as source metaphor
Give your ex-team-mates time to search for you (while you’re apocalyptic implant is powering up)
I admit, those are less than 5. But: top 4 things to do just wouldn’t do…
Joyce Melton
People (using the term loosely) who have no experience always underestimate the difficulty of some role that has human interaction involved.
Peter Rogan
And I should trust a malevolent parasitic killing machine why?
Coyoty
For the sake of the children.
Muzhik
@Peter Rogan;
Seriously. How much worse could things be?
Efogoto
Could be raining.
Peter Rogan
@Muhzik;
Infinitely.
Never ask this question when your mother’s hearse throws a rod ten miles from the cemetery. You just might find out.
Night-Gaunt49
Just wishing someone dead or even hurt would be enough for Jabby via his programming to kill. A tough burden for almost any human. Glad it was to a normal human and not a psychopath who would have no emotional connexion to anyone or anything. And the way this A.I. has done things would kill anyone at any time just from its host lack of concern.
Jabby would make an excellent husband in the same way that a diamond would make an excellent sponge.
If someone were to give me a sponge for my birthday, I would agree that a diamond makes an excellent sponge.
Wishing you were dead is not really something you want to include in a marriage vow.
@ Coyote: unless you are a praying mantis or a black widow?
This is why rebound relationships are a bad idea. Because you invariably manipulate your new SO into avenging your ex and wind up trapped in a pit with a sapient, bloodthirsty gun.
Therefore as a public service: a clickbait-y compilation of Top 5 things to do while trapped in a pit with a sapient, bloodthirsty gun :
Bond with your sidekick
Fathom the depth of your sidekick’s hidden past that led you to this very place
Crack a joke about marriage using your cyborg implant as source metaphor
Give your ex-team-mates time to search for you (while you’re apocalyptic implant is powering up)
I admit, those are less than 5. But: top 4 things to do just wouldn’t do…
People (using the term loosely) who have no experience always underestimate the difficulty of some role that has human interaction involved.
And I should trust a malevolent parasitic killing machine why?
For the sake of the children.
@Peter Rogan;
Seriously. How much worse could things be?
Could be raining.
@Muhzik;
Infinitely.
Never ask this question when your mother’s hearse throws a rod ten miles from the cemetery. You just might find out.
Just wishing someone dead or even hurt would be enough for Jabby via his programming to kill. A tough burden for almost any human. Glad it was to a normal human and not a psychopath who would have no emotional connexion to anyone or anything. And the way this A.I. has done things would kill anyone at any time just from its host lack of concern.