I guess no one programmed it into the food replicators.
Muzhik
@Coyoty, just like the most perfectly programmed synthesizer cannot duplicate the sound of a Stradivarius violin, no food replicator can approach the scent, the taste, the “mouth feel” (a critical factor in determining the quality of chocolate) of a properly canned Thoolian Splorfus. It’s a thing, you know?
Nomi
Stradivarius hell, even a generically decent violin sound is tough to synthesize. Been tweaking those waveforms for years.
Migel Grande
Double WOOT! Thanks.
0z79
I went from feeling like an idiot, for clicking something I thought wasn’t updating today… only to be very pleasantly surprised.
Cool!
Anarcissie
You could use an RSS-eating aggregator.
0z79
Well, I’ve been doing things this way for 20 years… RSS was a false promise that came with Windows ME.
Windows, ME… it sucks hard enough to put you off of modern conveniences, like indoor plumbing and RSS. For years and years to come…
Herandar
Why’d it put you off of indoor plumbing?? Also, I respectfully decline 0z’s handshakes. Forever.
Peter Rogan
Sure convenient to have all those baffles standing about. Another day, another game of lazer tag amongst friends, purportedly.
Jude
No need to fret, Bruff and Wezzle. You can still buy canned Thoolian Splorfus. It’s sold in Sweden under its Swedish name – Surströmming.
Muzhik
SHHHH!!! Keep it down! Otherwise Dimitri will corner the Surströmming market, the way he did the Russian Tea cookie market, and THEN where will Sweden be?!
Better than a furryite burger? Consult Nogg!
I guess no one programmed it into the food replicators.
@Coyoty, just like the most perfectly programmed synthesizer cannot duplicate the sound of a Stradivarius violin, no food replicator can approach the scent, the taste, the “mouth feel” (a critical factor in determining the quality of chocolate) of a properly canned Thoolian Splorfus. It’s a thing, you know?
Stradivarius hell, even a generically decent violin sound is tough to synthesize. Been tweaking those waveforms for years.
Double WOOT! Thanks.
I went from feeling like an idiot, for clicking something I thought wasn’t updating today… only to be very pleasantly surprised.
Cool!
You could use an RSS-eating aggregator.
Well, I’ve been doing things this way for 20 years… RSS was a false promise that came with Windows ME.
Windows, ME… it sucks hard enough to put you off of modern conveniences, like indoor plumbing and RSS. For years and years to come…
Why’d it put you off of indoor plumbing?? Also, I respectfully decline 0z’s handshakes. Forever.
Sure convenient to have all those baffles standing about. Another day, another game of lazer tag amongst friends, purportedly.
No need to fret, Bruff and Wezzle. You can still buy canned Thoolian Splorfus. It’s sold in Sweden under its Swedish name – Surströmming.
SHHHH!!! Keep it down! Otherwise Dimitri will corner the Surströmming market, the way he did the Russian Tea cookie market, and THEN where will Sweden be?!
North of the Baltic?