Though his reign of crime was long and bloody, all things come to an end. It took years of hard work, but the forces of law and order eventually found a vulnerability in the gounder’s criminal network, and managed to arrest and execute him.
After death by electrocution, the gounder was drawn and quartered. To further emphasize society’s contempt with his criminal ways, his body parts were then slathered with a curdled solution of animal proteins and sugars. Finally, to complete his ritual humiliation, his limbs were made into a sandwich and consumed (ironically by furryites).
The memory of this great victory of law and order over evil is commemorated to this day in the popular sandwich known as the “quartered gounder with cheese”, though few remember its origins today.
TB
Ferdinand Feghoot would be proud of you!
FlySwatter
Well done 🙂
Herandar
Gounder’s got a throne, but Gounder doesn’t sit in it.
Who’s going to tell him otherwise? Not nobody, that’s who.
andreas
Isn’t baby The Alien Godfather [Godperson?] just the cutest thing this side of Twee?
Peter Rogan
Another lesson on how the abuse and willful neglect of executive power lets evil thrive until it becomes a threat to that power and its possible successor.
Gee, doesn’t sound like OUR world at all, now does it?
reynard61
Or, if you’re in France, a “Goundeur” with cheese…
Muzhik
Yay! Put your ear against the monitor and you can hear the sound of one my hands clapping!
Night-Gaunt49
And interesting history of a crime boss. Must be a genius to go so far from such primitive beginnings. And obviously has no quirms about killing. Makes for a better more effective crime boss. Maybe even a chess master kind.
Though his reign of crime was long and bloody, all things come to an end. It took years of hard work, but the forces of law and order eventually found a vulnerability in the gounder’s criminal network, and managed to arrest and execute him.
After death by electrocution, the gounder was drawn and quartered. To further emphasize society’s contempt with his criminal ways, his body parts were then slathered with a curdled solution of animal proteins and sugars. Finally, to complete his ritual humiliation, his limbs were made into a sandwich and consumed (ironically by furryites).
The memory of this great victory of law and order over evil is commemorated to this day in the popular sandwich known as the “quartered gounder with cheese”, though few remember its origins today.
Ferdinand Feghoot would be proud of you!
Well done 🙂
Gounder’s got a throne, but Gounder doesn’t sit in it.
Doesn’t sit in the throne, ’cause G. doesn’t trust it to not be booby-trapped some fine morning, with – perhaps a spare gound!
They also like being naked, I see.
Who’s going to tell him otherwise? Not nobody, that’s who.
Isn’t baby The Alien Godfather [Godperson?] just the cutest thing this side of Twee?
Another lesson on how the abuse and willful neglect of executive power lets evil thrive until it becomes a threat to that power and its possible successor.
Gee, doesn’t sound like OUR world at all, now does it?
Or, if you’re in France, a “Goundeur” with cheese…
Yay! Put your ear against the monitor and you can hear the sound of one my hands clapping!
And interesting history of a crime boss. Must be a genius to go so far from such primitive beginnings. And obviously has no quirms about killing. Makes for a better more effective crime boss. Maybe even a chess master kind.