Second out of three excruciatingly long visits to the dentist yesterday (Tuesday). I am actually one of those people who don’t really enjoy, but don’t hate going to the dentist. But after a few hours with my mouth open, dear god, just kill me where I sit.
Cedra and I have succeeded in landing a place to live for November. Yay! One more month of not being homeless. I mean, aside from us essentially living on the road and being homeless.
I’m living in interesting times. 🙂
Nogg survives to tell the tale of this. Mauricio must be a *saint*.
Good point. I’m pretty sure Nogg wouldn’t be around had Emily “agreed”…
Certainly cuts short the judicial process, by cutting out the middle man and the accused in one viole(n)t spurt.
Buy your very own Jabby today (you don’t even have to pay the postage fee if you get Jabby to agree its too high)!
Great. A Judge Dredd version of Potty-Bot.
They can have a killer ventriloquist act. “This is my friend Jabby, the Dredd Jurist…” “I kill you!”
I wonder if there’s a record list for “mad scientist most quickly struck down by their own creation.”
This is so far down that list well behind every case of:
“It’s alive!”
(insert sounds of creation eating it’s creator just after those words are uttered)
Well, Space Truckers is right up there in the top ten…
Well.
Reemp got what was coming to him(?) I guess.
If you need a place to crash in late December and don’t mind cat- and dog-sitting in return, hit me up! We’ll be visiting family out of state, and Oregon winters are fairly mild.
So you are in danger if you are truthful about the judgment for the weapon of justice to work? Oh goodie!
My wife, the Engineer, and I (the artist/draftsman) have a mantra whenever we are doing anything different than usual: “How many ways can this go wrong?”
You know, that’s saved my fingers (etc.) a few times.
I needed a good laugh this evening. Thank you.
So this is basically a space version of having a chainsaw attached to the end of your arm.
Maybe it can be modified to have different attachments. Snap out the destruct-o-ray for a cigarette lighter before heading for a night on the town.
Groovy.
That is the most literal-minded weapon I’ve ever seen.
Mauricio looks like Clint Eastwood. The Good, The Bad and The Jabby.
Probably not a good idea to develop self-doubts.
If there is somethere in G.O.B. controlled space something like Darwin Awards, Reemp just made to its top for next space era…
Jabby has tentacles! Who knew? Lol
And another Darwin Award is handed out posthumously…
Here lies Reemp
Died while filling out a survey